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Mar. 21st, 2007 04:15 pmBest part of my week has come and gone. New AWE trailer beats all, including, but not limited to, chocolate sourdough, chocolate fudge cake, R2-D2 mailboxes, and getting away from my roommates for the weekend. What follows will be similar to a writer's' (could be more than one) commentary found on DVDs, but my version, for the trailer of much joy. Fair warning: Likely to be a stream-of-consciousness thing.
Did the sun strike anyone else as vaguely reminiscent of The Lion King, only it's setting, so the end of the circle of life? Seriously, if they kill Jack, I will be so fucking pissed, it's ridiculous. Liked the junk with tattered sails, took me back to Elizabeth's dream from COTBP. Not really a fan of the new Disney castle, I liked the old one, it brought sort of a continuity to all their films. The compass spinning, that was Jack's hand, unless Elizabeth decided she needed a thumb ring for some reason. Loved that World's End is cold, goes back to how physicists think the world will die, but the upside-down floating ship, SO cool! And OMFG, there IS a World's End, like it seriously ENDS, how mind-blowing is that? And, yeah, so Jack's in hell, well, his own personal version of it, stuck away from any source of water (aka freedom) and therefore any means of escape, you know he's better with water, and don't take that to be dirty. Jack missed Jack!! BEST MOMENT OF THE ENTIRE TRAILER!!! I WANT ONE!!! Actually I'll accept either version of Jack, not too picky here. Die, Beckett, die, the time of pirates needs NOT to end, ever! When did Tia Dalma try to kill Jack? That's an intriguing moment there, that is. So, I'm thinking 'enemies united' is more like 'Beckett's blackmailing Jones to get what he wants', but that's just me. Finally, we make it to Singapore, I've wanted to see Jack there since he made the remark about corsets. Large pirate army? HELL YES! And, of COURSE, Jack owns everyone money, it's Jack. All the women probably want to slap him, too. God, I really hope Elizabeth ends up with Will in the end, Jack's too wild for her, no, not like that. LOVE that Tia Dalma came with them, I was afraid she wouldn't. Beckett's map? Yeah, that's got some serious Indian sub-continent issues going on there. Battle around a whirlpool? Cannot WAIT! Although the physics of attempting to shoot cannons at each other while being pulled into the whirlpool are troubling. Just an excellent look on Jack's face there. Love the sword trick, although WHAT is Elizabeth wearing?? "I don't think now's the best time!" There's never a wrong time to be proposed to by Orlando Bloom, really now. Another Disney flashback, this time to Peter Pan, although here Jack's the one with a hand he really can't get involved, not Hook. What happened to poor Captain Feng's head? Looks painful. Beckett, you idiot, it took you that long to figure that out? Please, that's part of Jack's charm. Nothing would work if Jack wasn't. And the little credits at the end took too long, but overall, trailer=love.
Did the sun strike anyone else as vaguely reminiscent of The Lion King, only it's setting, so the end of the circle of life? Seriously, if they kill Jack, I will be so fucking pissed, it's ridiculous. Liked the junk with tattered sails, took me back to Elizabeth's dream from COTBP. Not really a fan of the new Disney castle, I liked the old one, it brought sort of a continuity to all their films. The compass spinning, that was Jack's hand, unless Elizabeth decided she needed a thumb ring for some reason. Loved that World's End is cold, goes back to how physicists think the world will die, but the upside-down floating ship, SO cool! And OMFG, there IS a World's End, like it seriously ENDS, how mind-blowing is that? And, yeah, so Jack's in hell, well, his own personal version of it, stuck away from any source of water (aka freedom) and therefore any means of escape, you know he's better with water, and don't take that to be dirty. Jack missed Jack!! BEST MOMENT OF THE ENTIRE TRAILER!!! I WANT ONE!!! Actually I'll accept either version of Jack, not too picky here. Die, Beckett, die, the time of pirates needs NOT to end, ever! When did Tia Dalma try to kill Jack? That's an intriguing moment there, that is. So, I'm thinking 'enemies united' is more like 'Beckett's blackmailing Jones to get what he wants', but that's just me. Finally, we make it to Singapore, I've wanted to see Jack there since he made the remark about corsets. Large pirate army? HELL YES! And, of COURSE, Jack owns everyone money, it's Jack. All the women probably want to slap him, too. God, I really hope Elizabeth ends up with Will in the end, Jack's too wild for her, no, not like that. LOVE that Tia Dalma came with them, I was afraid she wouldn't. Beckett's map? Yeah, that's got some serious Indian sub-continent issues going on there. Battle around a whirlpool? Cannot WAIT! Although the physics of attempting to shoot cannons at each other while being pulled into the whirlpool are troubling. Just an excellent look on Jack's face there. Love the sword trick, although WHAT is Elizabeth wearing?? "I don't think now's the best time!" There's never a wrong time to be proposed to by Orlando Bloom, really now. Another Disney flashback, this time to Peter Pan, although here Jack's the one with a hand he really can't get involved, not Hook. What happened to poor Captain Feng's head? Looks painful. Beckett, you idiot, it took you that long to figure that out? Please, that's part of Jack's charm. Nothing would work if Jack wasn't. And the little credits at the end took too long, but overall, trailer=love.
