Ridiculous Quotes

So, when I should be studying for my Calc and Physics Midterms, although when the prof tells you the midterm is open book, note, homework, and homework solutions, does it count as a midterm?, and yes, my sense of grammar has died, I am instead choking down laughter at some highly funny quotes. I seem to attract them.

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."

Maybe it's just me, but that made me laugh so hard, I could feel the DMD about to come out of my nose.

"Rifles aren't terrorists, terrorists are terrorists."

"What the Founders clearly meant by "a well-regulated militia" is that I get to hunt squirrel with a patriot missile. (on side: Acorns = WMD)"

Colbert, need I say more?