STAR WARS: The Clone Wars 1.01 and 1.02

"He'll be the small shriveled green one WITH A LIGHTSABER!!!!!" ~Asajj Ventress

Best. Description. Of. Yoda. EVER!

"Do, ah, you have any idea what the general is talking about?" ~Clone trooper

Does anyone ever understand Yoda's mind?

Toydarians!! Wattos!!!! Yay for Anakin's non-affected-by-Jedi-mind-tricks owner from TPM!

"Look, little green lifeform!" "You buckethead! That's the Jedi." ~Two battle droids

Yay!!

Oh, Yoda, only you could successfully meditate in the middle of a blasterfight.

REALLY?!? We get TWO episodes tonight? YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoda, you're so awesomely kick-ass! I <3 you a lot.

And now, Yoda's meditating with Toydarian swallows. Could you be more awesome if you tried? I don't think so.

"HOW are we going to make things worse?" ~Clone trooper

"Anakin, where are you?" ~Obi-Wan Kenobi

Oh, Obs, could you possibly be more aware of what Anakin's reallllly up to?

OMFG! Who knew battle droids hummed to themselves?

ION CANNON!!!!!